Monday, January 23, 2012

Geronimo stilton!!!!!!!!!!?

hey peeple!!! wasup anyays ya guys kno bout Geronimo Stilton?

hes an author. i read all his books?did u if u know him?well i was hoping i would like to send him a mail about some mouse jokes since hes a mouse himself! so would u b kind enouf to give some of u r best rat r mouse pranks and jokes and u r name. ill send him saying u helped m wth it too. remember the one with the most pranks and jokes and the best ones will get the ten points.



love

animal %26lt;3er

(((TAL)))

p.s. ull know wut (((TAL))) means if u read my other

questoinsGeronimo stilton!!!!!!!!!!?
my kids read his books reg. I dont know many jokes, but if you dont mind, I'll email your Q to three very good jesters that may be able to help you..I'll also give you the details of their profiles so that you may contact them directly, either by answering their jokes, and also to get some..help??.

best of luck with your quest...

It wont help your info collection,.. but It may help with insentive,

so enjoy a star.



.DR BEBOP THE WITTY HAMPSTER

.http://au.answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_…



THE FUNNY DUCK

http://au.answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_…



THE SNOWKID

http://au.answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_…





hey, Im your first fan.

you can ditch me if u want, Ilet me know, and I 'll withdraw,Geronimo stilton!!!!!!!!!!?
How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!



Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsterdam!



What's a mouse's least favorite record?

What's up Pussycat!



Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!



What do rodents say when they play bingo?

'Eyes down for a full mouse'!



What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!



What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!



Why do mice have long tails?

Well, they'd look silly with long hair!



What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese!



What is a mouse's favorite game?

Hide and squeak!

http://www.ahajokes.com/kani79.html





http://thejokes.co.uk/mouse-jokes.php





good luck.

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